Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter

Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,
on the way she meets a elephant who asks
her to give him a lift,
she tells him to sit at the back.
While they were traveling,they meet another
elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses,why???
Ans: Traffic rules say,three persons not allowed on 1 scooter.

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Once an ant falls in love with an elephant

Once an ant falls in love with an elephant but ant’s parents refuse to get them marry . tell why?
Because ant’s mother said “Th elephants teeth are sticking out”

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What is worse than boxing with an Elephant ?

What is worse than boxing with an Elephant ?

Ans: Jogging with a Tortise

What is worse jogging than with a Tortise?

Ans: Arm restling with an Elephant

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Once an elephant was suffering with Diabetes.

Once an elephant was suffering with Diabetes.

everyone in the forest was very worried.

but the ant was not.

he told the animals "don't worry,i will give my blood to the elephant"

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boxing championship match

A ant and a elephant have a boxing championship match... the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE...
how come.....
cuz the elephant was afraid and he don't wanna to fight.

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A ant and a elephant are friend and one day they go to swiming...

A ant and a elephant are friend and one day they go to
swiming...then the elephant come out but the ant don't wanna come...
how come........
cuz the ant don't wear swiming dress.

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Its ants birthday, and both decide to go for a long drive on a bike

Its ants birthday, and both decide to go for a long drive on a bike...

inspite of elephants warning ant exceeds the speed limit..and both of them meet with an accident.. and elephant will be badly injured and will be

admitted in hospital...

ant comes running to the doctor saying doctor take my blood its b positive

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elephant was riding a scooter

Ant & Elephant Jokes
one day.. elephant was riding a scooter and ant was sitting on the back seat. suddenly they met with an accident . they both fall from the scooter on their heads but only elephant got hurt... how..???
coz ant was wearing the helmet

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