moon of my life

Husband:can u be the moon of my life?
Wife:Yes sweetheart..! . .
Husband: Great! then... Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?
"Teacher replied " NO Never"
 Boy said to girl :"seei told u nottoworry

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Today is Sunday

Husband: Today is Sunday  I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents...

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Dear math, stop asking for us to find your X,

Dear math, stop asking for us to find your X, she's not coming back, and don't ask Y either...:)

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I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill... . . . . So, please don't look at me . . . . I don't wanna see you die.!!!

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Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?

Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day???

It is just a formality, like two Boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

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$5 Million"

My Friend was Single until he Posted this :
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'"Ohhhh.... i got lottery of $5 Million" .. :p :O

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OVER CONFIDENCE

We see the world suffering....

But still we get married !!!

THAT'S " OVER CONFIDENCE ! "

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!....Brain Test....!

!....Brain Test....!
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Like if y0u have brain ;-)
0therwise ign0re :-D

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Dream About You!

Boy: I Had A Dream About You! :)
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Girl: AAaaWwwwwwwww!
So Cute...!!! :) ♥
What Was That?
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Boy: You Died :D

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Which Book has helped U Most in Your Life.?

TEACHER: Which Book has helped U
Most in Your Life.?
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STUDENT: My Father's Cheque Book. :p
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Har jagha FACEBOOK nh chalti :-D

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My girlfriend is like my iPhone

My girlfriend is like my iPhone.

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I don't have an iPhone. :(

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Who get more angry, boys or girls?

Girl- Who get more angry, boys or girls?

Boy- Girls.

Girl- How?

Boy- If I kiss u, u'll get angry, but when u kiss me I'll never get angry.

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Never give up on your dreams

Never give up on your dreams !!
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. Keep Sleeping :D

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Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed is nothing actually..

Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed is nothing actually..!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears! lol

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A newly Married Husband saved his Wife's number... on his mobile as...

A newly Married Husband saved his Wife's number...
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"My Life"..
After one year of marriage he changed the number
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"My Wife"..
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to.
"Home"..
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to.
"Hitler"..!!
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to
"Wrong Number"..!!!

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Angel Vs Devil

Angel said: I cant be everywhere to help you.

So I created Mother.

Devil Replied: Me to cant be everywhere.

So I created Mother-In-Law

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A Couple Before Marriage

"MAD" For Each Other ...


After Marriage

"MADE" For Each Other ...


And


A Few Years Later

"MAD" Because Of Each Other...

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Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in Those inside are desperate to come out.

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