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the History will Repeat

In 2010 Rajnikant Released a Film named ''R0BORT"

the History will Repeat.....

In 3010,
Roborts will Release a film named
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"Rajinikanth''

........ Mind It.........!!!!

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Forgot RAJNIKANTH?

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Forgot RAJNIKANTH?
He Is Back Again,
Once Rajni Was Walking In Heavy Rain But.
He Didn't Get Wet.Y?.
He Ws Walking In Between d Rain Drops!

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Rajnikant POWER..... .......... .
The box office collection of the movie RA.ONE
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Was less than
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Parking Collection of ROBOT..... ..!!!!!!!! !!
HAHAHAHAAAA LOL :)

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At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?

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At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

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Once a unknown black child came to Rajni's house.

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Once a unknown black child came to Rajni's house.
As boy entered,
Rajnikant askd

"Ae kaun"
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.N today that boy is famous known as "AKON"

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Titanic in Tamil

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil.
However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive.
Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and...
The Titanic in the other!

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how to use a gun and save ur self

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RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a gun and save ur self...
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And lol
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Osama Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan..

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SWISS BANK

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Once upon a time,
there lived a
Legend
called
"Rajnikanth",
He traveling in helicopter from Delhi to Chennai
via Switzerland.
Suddenly,his purse fell down on the building
that place is now
called
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SWISS BANK

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nibu pani..

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Once rajnikant was mixing lemon and sugar into indian ocean...... Do u knew why?

As he needs to drink nibu pani..

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Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apples Logo was eaten by Rajnikant

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Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apples Logo was eaten by Rajnikant

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land

Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together

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Rajnikanth makes coffee

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Rajnikanth makes coffee

by grinding

beans with his teeth

and

boiling milk

with his anger.

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GOOGLE WAS BORN

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RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED TO SHARE ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD.
THUS...GOOGLE WAS BORN!!

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junior college,,

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once Rajnikant opened a junior college,,,,,,,,,,,,,

and name of the college was..
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Rajnikant Institue of Techonology for Management of Law in Medical Sciences of applied Economics.

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71 of d earth's surface s covered with Water..!

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10,000 years ago Rajnikant's girlfrnd died.
He CRIED a Lot
2day

Still 71 of d earth's surface s covered with Water..!

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1 RS Coin Fell From The Balcony

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RAJNIKANT's 1 RS Coin Fell From The Balcony .

RAJNIKANT Reached Down But Din't Find It?

Why?

Why?

Bcoz
RAJNIKANT
Reached Down Before The Coin Could!

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Rajnikant Once Decided To Start His Life Once Again

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Rajnikant Once Decided To Start His Life Once Again
Today we are Celebrating It As
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New Year . . :D

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Final Warning-

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Final Warning-

Enough Is Enough...!!!

No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He has felt so bad that he started crying now...

And i cant take this rains in December...!!

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