Mr.Bean's dad came from USA..

Mr.Bean's dad came from USA..
Dad: Where s mommy?..
Mr.Bean: Mom died 6 months before...
Dad: y didn't u inform me??
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Mr.Bean: To give u a surprise...!!!.

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Asterisks

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks!

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